Dear kids: We know the Easter bunny is kind of weird.
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So you have every right to freak out when we put you on his lap.
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And wiggle out of his hairy paws.
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Use your egg as a weapon if you must.
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Cry at the top of your lungs.
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And motion for your bottle. Anything, anything to get through this hell.
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Easter bunny fur is not soft.
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And he laughs maniacally.
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Try to escape his grasp.
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And scream for the sake of your sister!
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Flail your limbs about.
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You are almost there!
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"This cannot be happening!"
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"This is the worst thing in the WORLD!"
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"Good heavens, they are multiplying!"
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If all else fails, look menacingly at him!
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"Dear god. Shall it ever stop?"
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Tell your parents how much you hate that bunny.
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And maybe they will never bring you around this creature again.
But real bunnies are better, right?