27. Having this problem:
25. Attending school when most people would just curl up and die.
24. This diverse range of items available at your local store:
And getting chased by a moose when you are buying all of them.
20. Your family dressing like this and no one asks any questions.
19. This wedding.
14. Surfing on a DAMN glacier.
…or by moose power.
7. Your grandfather’s pastimes include this:
AND HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS.
By a long shot.
4. You are indifferent to people making fun of your elected officials…
Because you know they are crazy, and you like that.
Sen. Lisa Murkowski, planking apparently, and Sarah Palin.
2. Catching an actual sea monster.
1. Messing with Texas.
- Dylann Roof has been formally charged with nine counts of murder for the Charleston church shooting last month.
- Britain marks 10 years since 52 people were killed in terrorist attacks in London.
- Authorities reportedly raided the Indiana home of Jared Fogle, the face of many Subway sandwich advertisements.