27. Having this problem:
25. Attending school when most people would just curl up and die.
24. This diverse range of items available at your local store:
And getting chased by a moose when you are buying all of them.
20. Your family dressing like this and no one asks any questions.
19. This wedding.
14. Surfing on a DAMN glacier.
…or by moose power.
7. Your grandfather’s pastimes include this:
AND HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS.
By a long shot.
4. You are indifferent to people making fun of your elected officials…
Because you know they are crazy, and you like that.
Sen. Lisa Murkowski, planking apparently, and Sarah Palin.