19 Reasons You Should Not Go Out To Da Club Tonight

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    19. You could lose something very valuable to you.

    18. You might not be the only one drinking your drink.

    17. You might ruin all your clothes.

    16. You might lose track of your dancing skills.

    15. Or find yourself in an uncomfortable position on the dance floor.

    14. You might witness something you dont want to.

    13. Your photos will probably not turn out.

    12. And photobombing chances increase tremendously in da club.

    Afro-bombed!

    11. Who knows what photos people are going to upload tomorrow of you!

    So, just think about that.

    10. You have had a long week! You might fall asleep early.

    9. You could run into some indecent people.

    8. Or get rejected in a very rude way.

    7. You may find yourself with the wrong crowd.

    Like, really.

    6. If you see a celebrity, there is a good chance he or she will be otherwise occupied.

    Damn.

    5. You could lose your balance and hurt yourself.

    And get caught in all kinds of dangerous situations!

    4. A fight might break out!

    3. You could ruin your perception of SpongeBob!

    2. And the night might end like this.

    Or because you drank too much...

    ...you might set your self up for decisions you will regret.

    1. Even if you meet Prince Charming, he most likely came with someone else.

    So we say spend your night responsibly...in this fireplace bathtub.

    Eating Chocolate Peanut Butter Mug Cake.