19 Reasons You Should Not Go Out To Da Club Tonight

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19. You could lose something very valuable to you.

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18. You might not be the only one drinking your drink.

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17. You might ruin all your clothes.

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16. You might lose track of your dancing skills.

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15. Or find yourself in an uncomfortable position on the dance floor.

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14. You might witness something you dont want to.

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13. Your photos will probably not turn out.

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12. And photobombing chances increase tremendously in da club.

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11. Who knows what photos people are going to upload tomorrow of you!

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So, just think about that.

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10. You have had a long week! You might fall asleep early.

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9. You could run into some indecent people.

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8. Or get rejected in a very rude way.

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7. You may find yourself with the wrong crowd.

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Like, really.

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6. If you see a celebrity, there is a good chance he or she will be otherwise occupied.

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5. You could lose your balance and hurt yourself.

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And get caught in all kinds of dangerous situations!

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4. A fight might break out!

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3. You could ruin your perception of SpongeBob!

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2. And the night might end like this.

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Or because you drank too much…

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…you might set your self up for decisions you will regret.

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1. Even if you meet Prince Charming, he most likely came with someone else.

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So we say spend your night responsibly…in this fireplace bathtub.

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Eating Chocolate Peanut Butter Mug Cake.

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