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19. You could lose something very valuable to you.
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15. Or find yourself in an uncomfortable position on the dance floor.
12. And photobombing chances increase tremendously in da club.
11. Who knows what photos people are going to upload tomorrow of you!
10. You have had a long week! You might fall asleep early.
7. You may find yourself with the wrong crowd.
6. If you see a celebrity, there is a good chance he or she will be otherwise occupied.
5. You could lose your balance and hurt yourself.
…you might set your self up for decisions you will regret.
1. Even if you meet Prince Charming, he most likely came with someone else.
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