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    Anyone's First Vine Is Bizarre To The Max

    Or pointless. Or terrifying. Or all the above.

    Vine's arrival on Android has meant one thing: people getting squirrely over newfangled technology. Amidst the sea of wake-n-bakes and tweens contorting their tongues, we bring you several bizzarre strategies for jumping on the Vine-wagon (afterwards, peep how the pros get it done).

    The "Let's Just Throw Fruit On The Cat" First Vine

    The "Magic Fingerboard... Kind Of... Not Really" First Vine

    The "Spontaneous Cotton-Eyed Joe At The Family Reunion" First Vine

    The "Satanic Makeup Tutorial" First Vine

    The "My Baby's Caught In An EARTHQUAKE!!!" First Vine

    The "Lonely Frenchman" First Vine

    The "Witness Protection Program" First Vine

    The "Nonstop Graffiti Bubble Screensaver" First Vine

    The "Unfazed Nodding While Glasses Change" First Vine

    The "Watch U.S. Currency Be Ordered By Size" First Vine

    The "I'll Just Go Ahead And Narrate Everything" First Vine

    The "Too Young To Be Watching South Park" First Vine

    The "My Guinea Pig's Heath Ledger Impression" First Vine