This is Hannah Montana. In case you don't remember, she had the best of both worlds a couple of years ago, which is probably why she looks so happy here.
But then something awful happened...
...Hannah Montana was murdered!
OK not actually murdered, Miley just probably put her in a box and locked it in the back of her closet.
And in the space left behind, there was... Well, Hannah Montana, it's best you look away now.
That's right, in place of Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus, queen of the no-fucks-given army.
1. There's one real obvious difference between Miley and Hannah.
2. Have you spotted it yet?
3. That's right; THE TONGUE!
4. Unlike Miley, Hannah would never have made an entrance like this.
5. Hannah's fear of being on stage in underwear is just a casual day in the life of Miley.
6. The new and inspiring ways Miley has thought of to perform would make Hannah squeal in fright.
7. Miley is a fashion boundary pusher, not something that live-by-the-rules Hannah would be completely down with.
8. Hannah would never wear something as er, revealing as this.
9. Not to mention that Hannah was in love with her long hair. Miley clearly gave no fucks when she chopped that off.
10. Let's be honest, there is nothing here for Hannah to relate to.
11. She would've worn the cowboy hat, but of course, that's not good enough for Ms Cyrus.
12. There's every chance that Hannah could've forgiven the first time this happened.
13. But she would've been hiding behind her hands the second time.
14. Hannah would never have pulled a wedgie out in public, especially on stage in front of all her fans.
15. And she would've been much more subtle when she was trying to pick up a penny she'd seen on the floor.
16. Poor Hannah wouldn't even know what this is.
17. And she would've had a completely different interpretation of what this meant.
18. Hannah would never, ever eat with her mouth open.
19. She wouldn't even think about swearing with one hand, never mind two.
20. Hannah would of course be up for throwing after-show parties. She wouldn't, however, be down with the penis props and theme.
21. Talking of dicks, Hannah would never have used an actual inflatable penis as a mic.
22. And she would've point blank cried if she'd witness this happening.
23. This would never have been on an episode of Hannah Montana.
I can't believe she was Hannah Montana RT @AllMileySources: Video of Miley performing my neck,ml my back
It would've made a great season finale mind.
24. It's safe to say that Hannah Montana has gone forever.
