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*about to check bank account* Me: "I'm guessing I should probably have about $200 left" *bank account*: $3.64 Me:
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me finding out who's been spending all my money
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"I had $600 in my account and I spent $20. I should have $580 left." *checks account* -$150.98
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Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was "LOL" and I was holding my statement upside down.
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Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.'
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Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford, could call it Welp
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I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too.
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Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood
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I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21.
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I hate ramen noodles. *Checks bank account balance* I love ramen noodles!
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I keep checking my bank account like a hungry person checking an empty refrigerator. Neither one is going to magically be full.
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"Your account ending in 4535 has an account balance of - "
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"Would you sleep in a haunted house for £600million?" Me:
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MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.
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got bit by a rattlesnake
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Between bank balances, my weight and age, math makes me more emotional than I ever thought possible.
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HIM: What are you doing? ME: Hiding some more money in the couch. Can't trust the banks you know. HIM: How much is in there? ME: $5.40
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Me: Treat yo self My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF
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I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00