Everyone Else Can Just Give Up Because Nicki Minaj Has Won 2015 Already

    What's good, 2015?

    1. If you didn't already know, Nicki Minaj is a queen.

    2. And she's owned 2015.

    3. For example, in a male-dominated industry, Nicki ranked No 9 in a list of the richest people in hip-hop.

    4. She also became the first woman ever to have four simultaneous top 10 hits on Billboard's mainstream R&B/hip-hop chart.

    5. She was named in the best dressed list by ~Vogue~ for her Grammy Awards slay.

    6. She dropped this dress at the VMAs and Aphrodite cried.

    7. Her catsuit game has reached peak slay.

    8. She didn't mind just hopping on the counter to prove her slay was real.

    9. She always had time to pose for the camera when she was feeling herself, which is basically every damn day.

    10. Even when she was the smallest in the room, she was still the fiercest.

    11. Her side-eye game was better than it has ever been before.

    12. Her selfie game has made the internet thirsty AF.

    13. She set the charts on fire this year.

    14. She has nine nominations for this years BET Hip Hop Awards.

    15. She released the best damn calendar of the year.

    16. She kicked off her Pinkprint world tour and Katy Perry ~had~ to be there in Sweden for the opening night.

    17. The royal family even went to witness the real queen in action.

    18. Her tour outfits were probably crafted from the dreams of mermaids and unicorn hairs.

    19. There was just no way Nicki was going to stand for anybody becoming a do nothing bitch.

    20. Much like the mother of Jesus, Nicki's bosom has particularly special healing powers.

    21. She absolute killed the front row at NYFW this year.

    22. SHE REVIVED THE PINK WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    23. If you look really closely, you can see that her pink hair has been blessed by Jesus himself.

    24. She wore a fucking crown to Coachella.

    25. Her BFF status with another queen was cemented.

    26. Being friends with the most famous couple in the world means you double-date and go to a boxing match where tickets can be more than Β£85,000.

    27. The little black dress became the little slay dress.

    28. Our Nick didn't just grace the cover of Cosmopolitan, she did it wearing a leotard that was encrusted with jewels from Queen Elizabeth's crown.

    29. She gave us all shopping goals.

    30. She was a big supporter of Zendaya getting her own Barbie because of what it meant for young girls of colour everywhere.

    31. She didn't have a problem supporting women of colour when "Anaconda" was snubbed by the VMAs.

    When the "other" girls drop a video that breaks records and impacts culture they get that nomination. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    32. And she didn't have a problem with standing up for women's bodies, no matter the size.

    If your video celebrates women with very slim bodies, you will be nominated for vid of the year 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    33. You might remember when this happened.

    34. Or you might not, whatever.

    35. She took her mum to the BET Awards and it was ~adorable~.

    36. A comedy show based on the story of her life has been announced by ABC and Nicki will be the executive producer.

    37. Nicki proved that she might fly in luxury, but she's down for whooping some ass old-school style with a pack of cards.

    38. Her bae rented out the whole cinema so she could watch Straight Outta Compton.

    39. And just in case we couldn't love her any more, Nicki announced on Instagram that for every bottle of her Myx Moscato sold this month, $1 will be donated towards a breast cancer charity.

    40. Keep on slaying, Onika!