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Everyone thinks your accent is from Birmingham.
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And if you try to correct them, they imitate you with a bad Brummie accent.
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Everyone assumes you went to school with Liam from One Direction.
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And that you live next to Caitlin Moran.
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No one understands that you might actually WANT to live in Wolverhampton.
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And they laugh when you tell them that your neighbouring Birmingham is the new world capital.
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You're not edgy enough for Planet.
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And sometimes all you just want is a nice night out in Oceana.
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But then you realise it's now Faces. Which makes you feel like a nostalgic O.A.P.
10.
People look confused when you greet them with, "Alright..."
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...and then they try to answer with, "fine, thank you!"
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People often forget our perfectly adequate airfield and claim you can't fly into Wolverhampton.
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You failed your driving test by being in the wrong lane on the ring road.
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You'll also never really know how to get to PC World. #ringroadproblems
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No one seems to agree that Chapel Ash is "up and coming".
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And that the new Sainsbury's really is all that!
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Nowadays, if you go to the Central Baths the sauna is out of order.
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And there's no water in the pool.
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You spend a lot of time moaning about how money has been spent on those crazy fountains instead of better public services.
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You're terrified of the flying sheep with wolves inside them at Wolverhampton Art Gallery.
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Every time you want to see a Hollywood blockbuster, you remember Cineworld is on the other side of the planet.
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Although you love Christmas, you hate Orville.
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And though you'd never admit it, you know our Christmas market isn't quite as good as the one in Birmingham.
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And although you desperately need to take the train, you will never be brave enough to face that dodgy new bridge.
