This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Feb 6, 2014Who Took My Razor?Seriously. I need it so that I can shave.by bencainebencaineCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Was it you, Captain Jack Sparrow? Was it you, Oscar the Grouch? Was it you, Marjorie De Sousa? Was it you, Alec Baldwin? Was it you, Greased Up Deaf Guy? Was it you, Bruce Jenner? Was it you, Michael Cera? Michael Cera, was it you? Michael Cera, I know you did it. Give it back, Michael Cera.