Mainlanders Just CANNOT With These Animals Of Hawaii

Seals and turtles and geckos OH MY!

HEY KITTY KITTY KIT- whoa...

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Grey Indian Mongoose

PUPPY! PUPPY! PUPPYYYYYYY! PUPPYYYYYYYYY!!! PUPPYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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Hawaiian Monk Seal

OoOoOoOoOoh! Pretty... OUUUUUCCHHHHHAHHHHHHHHRRGHHH!

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Portuguese Man o' War

OH! Cuuuuuuuuute... Oh god that's LOUD. Let's go.

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Coqui Frog

OH. UM. THAT'S OK. I don't need to have my morning coffee...

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Gecko

OH. UM. THAT'S OK. I don't need to have breakfast...

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Gecko

OH. UM. THAT'S OK. I don't need to do work today...

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Gecko

OH. UM. THAT'S NOT OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gecko(s)

YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! YOU- oh. nvm.

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sand

meh... it's just rocks over there. yep. just rocks....

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Hawaiian Green Sea Turtle

OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS! SHHHH SHHH SHHHHHHHH!

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Hawaiian Green Sea Turtle

AHHHHHHHHH!!! SHHHHH. ahhhhhhhh. eeeeeeeee.

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Hawaiian Green Sea Turtle(s)

OH MYYYY- what. very funny guys. very funny.

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Hawaiian Green Sea Turtle Plush Toy ($29.95)