3.Your Nutella jar will look like this on a day when you really, really need Nutella.
4.You will spot this while you're mid-way through a shit.
5.You will not remember whether your lamp needs a bayonet or a screw-in bulb.
6.You will accidentally pour cold water out of the kettle while trying to make a cup of tea.
7.You will get the hot:cold water ratio wrong while making a bath, but only realise the water is tepid once the bath is full, then have to empty half of it out.
8.You will bash your toe on the corner of the bed.
9.The butter will be too hard.
10.This will happen:
11.And this:
12.Your washing tablet will defy you.
13.You will not be able to open these:
14.There will be no ink.
15.You will be cruelly tormented by this:
16.And spend several long minutes rectifying this:
17.You will never remember which switch does what.
18.You will go too far:
19.Autocorrect will never speak your private language.
20.Things will disappear.
21.You will always have to double check how to spell this:
22.The app store will never, ever be done.
23.And no matter how careful you are, this will always, always happen: