21 Ways To Know If You're A "Basic Bro"

Bitches ain't the only thing that's "basic". Are you a Basic Bro? Probs.

1. Fireball Everything.

Bros love fireball, need we say more?

2. Chipotle is a way of life.

What Starbucks is to a "Basic Bitch" is what Chipotle is to a "Basic Bro"... and you totes instagrammed.... because everyone has to know.

3. The only thing consistent about your gym routine is shrugs and curls.

Because obviously that's all girls care about, Bro.

SIKE.

4. You became a Blackhawks fan in 2010.

Because it's the cup, bro?

5. You own a minimum of 2 pairs of Sperrys.

Boat shoes or no shoes.

6. Only appliance you know how to work is a George Foreman.

Which is only used on Sunday to cook the 8lbs of chicken you just bought for the week at Jewel. Chef Bro-Ar-Dee!

7. When Happy Hour starts on Friday, it doesn't end until Sunday Night.

"I can handle my alcohol, I'm a bro" ** Blacks out EVERY weekend**

8. You talk to same girl for 8 months.... she's wants a relationship... things are moving to fast for you.

35 years old..... "I ain't trying to get married yet, bro"

9. The only kind of beer you drink is craft beer........... or budlight.

You've actually even contemplated brewing your own beer.... or you already are.

10. You're like such a die hard Notre Dame fan...

Even though you didn't go there, know anyone that did, or ever even live in Indiana for that matter.

11. You think every girl is a potential hook up...

Especially when you buy them 6 shots of Fireball "she totally wants me, bro"

12. You [unintentionally] wake up outside at least once a year.

Because day drinking happens, bro.

13. The only sunglasses that exist are Ray Bans.

.....right? Bonus points for having your frat letters on the side.

14. You started doing CrossFit circa 2012.

"I totally front squat-snatch-burpee-cleaned into a muscle up, bro" (and also blew out both knees)

15. You wouldn't be caught dead posting a mirror pic.

But you just so happen to have 283 of them on your phone. Those shrugs are really paying off, bro.

16. You're musically diverse, with your iTunes full of EDM and the occasional Florida Georgia Line song.

The beats really get me, bro. Skrillex is a MacBook GarageBand genius.

17. You're still swipin' right.

Even though you have a girlfriend.

18. You own a navy blue and white checkered shirt...

and you totes wear it with your Ray Bans and Sperrys. "That shirt is sick, bro"

19. You really do just want to hang out with Chelsea at 4am...

Because you're totes not drunk, you're just awake and thinking about her. You're just a nice bro trying to snuggle up and watch a RomCom with your favorite "Basic Bitch"

20. When your team loses, it's time to contemplate all the ways you could off yourself.

"One more interception and i'm launching this TV out the window followed by my body"

21. Everyone's your bro.

Even the guy you just met 38 seconds ago.

But hey, the best part about being a "Basic Bro" is being surrounded by your fellow "Basic Bros"