This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!
10 Signs You Are Actually Ralphie From ‘A Christmas Story’
All we want in life is our own version of the Red Ryder BB Gun. But life is like the Bupkis' dogs, eating our turkey dinner before we’ve had leftovers. In reality, there’s a little Ralphie in all of us.