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  • The Most Terrifying Lullaby Midi File of All Time

    This MIDI rendition of the traditional children’s lullaby “All the Pretty Little Horses” starts out eerily enough, as if it were being played by the frail, mournful ghosts of a ritualistically mass-murdered polka group, say. But for some reason (?) when it starts playing the second time through it plummets headlong into full-on Crowley Anger Jagger Invocation of My Demon Brother Scarlet Woman Babalon Working Process Church of the Final Judgment Total Psycho Acid Horror Land. And it doesn’t help its f’d-upness that it’s hosted on KIDS.niehs.NIH.GOV (as in the National Institute of Health) (!). Hush-a-bye, KIDS!

    Beastmaster 4 years ago respond