Emma Watson's Beauty And The Beast: Our Dream Cast!!

Disney's making a live-action Beauty and the Beast! Emma Watson (Harry Potter) is cast as Belle, Dan Stevens (Downton Abbey) will play the Beast after Ryan Gosling declined, and Luke Evans (The Hobbit) is set to play the boisterous, Gaston. Who's next?!

Tale As Old As Time...

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Casting rumors and announcements abound, we can’t help but get involved.

Now, we have no business getting involved, and you have no business believing anything we say to be true or worthy of posting on IMDB mobile that EDDIE REDMAYNE is “(rumored)” for anything… (Side-glance)...

BUT… if we were casting the remaining supporting character roles for this HIGHLY anticipated film… We’d selfishly make a real mess of it, like so…

Mrs. Potts...

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Right now Emma Thompson is supposedly rumored to get the part... but there are a number of fine, talented British ladies for your consideration...

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... and lest we forget...

JULIE ANDREWS?!?!?!

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yes, plz.

Benedict Cumberbatch as Lumiere...

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UNLESS we ship John and Emily as Lumiere and Babette...

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I mean... right?

Really though... Lumiere is to Marcia as Jan is to Cogsworth...

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Helena Bonham Carter as the Wardrobe...

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As Chip...

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Eddie Redmayne!

As Maurice (Belle's Father...)...

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EDDIE REDMAYNE!! What CAN'T he do?!

As Philippe the Horse...

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Maximus, from Tangled!

"Steve" from Bridesmaids can play the Stove...

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... for all we care ... whatever ... this is the 90s.

Jack Nicholson as Monseiur D' Arque, OBVIOUSLY...

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As The Baker... The Cake Boss!...

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... Is he like, out of jail ...?

As the Bookshop Owner... Kristen Wiig!

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And like, why SHOULDN'T the Bookshop Owner be a woman?? This is 1600s France, people!

A Pig And A Boy... (THAT'S New...)

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Basically this is what we hope the new movie is like, the whole time.

(Warning, harsh sass and language).