What Kind of Bangs Are You?

I overheard you ask this question while waiting for your facial peel to dry. Now's your chance to find out! Just 5 simple questions.

Question #1

Bar drink of choice

• CarBombs!
• Jager.
• Classic Martini.
• Fuzzy Navel.
• Heineken.

Question #1

Bar drink of choice

• CarBombs!
• Jager.
• Classic Martini.
• Fuzzy Navel.
• Heineken.

Question #2

Your Cat Dies. What do you do?

• Throw it out the window while driving on the freeway.
• Gross your mom out with the carcass.
• Give it a proper burial with a nostalgic piano medley.
• Give it a proper burial with a live performance by Michael Buble.
• I have a freaking dog. Hate cats.

Question #3

You won the lottery! What now?

• Get me Jesse James' number, pronto!
• VEGAS! Money in mouth NOW.
• Donate a good portion to after school music programs. Sing happier songs in the shower.
• Cool Gadgets. Hot car.
• Hair product, gadgets, a log cabin.

Question #4

Dinosaurs are...

• my friends.
• sexy.
• extinct.
• Not as badass as sharks
• Not as badass as bears

Question #5

Sex?

• Sure, why not.
• Female?
• Female, of course.
• Male. Dumb question bro.
• Um, define "sex."

Your Quiz Result:

Asymmetrical Side Bangs

You don't follow rules. Sometimes you'll run into some trouble, but you know what they say: Tattoos and tight pants acquit you of all wrong. Fact.

Your Quiz Result:

These Are Too Short Bangs

Sometimes, shit doesn't go your way. Oh well sparky. You just smile and keep on keepin' on. That's you.

Your Quiz Result:

Zooey Deschanel Bangs

Hipster bros love you. You probably sing in the shower all the time and love to "hum to yourself" in public but you know damn well the bro next to you can hear it and will compliment your voice.

Your Quiz Result:

Man Bangs

Really dude? Grow a beard. Like a good one.

Your Quiz Result:

'Fro Bangs

This is only acceptable for Russian Math Genius Eccentrics. You're a little cooler than the Man Bangs. But, you should still grow a good beard.