The cynical part of me wanted to roll my eyes and hate this, but I just can’t. It’s just too adorably geeky.

How Well Do You Know “Mean Girls”?
You got 17 out of 17 right! YES!!!

I would be happy if they just started with “please” and “thank you.” And yes, there are definitely adults that could also benefit from these life lessons.

Center Stage 2: Turn It Up

^This!! I’ve been very tempted to delete some Facebook friends because of this. We get it. You like working out. Nobody cares.

I have two friends with funny lyrics stories. One thought the “I got your picture, I got your picture…” line in The Vapors’ “Turning Japanese” said “I’m machu picchu, I’m machu picchu…” (in his defense, he is Colombian and English was his second language). The other told me he thought “You’re the One That I Want” from Grease started off “I got shoes, they’re made of plywood.”

“That is so sad.”
“I know, like five chickens had to die just so she could look that stupid.”

I just moved from FL to WA a few months ago. I really, REEEEALLY miss having a Publix (or 10) nearby.

Where’s the “HOT!!!” button?