• 1. The Weave Grab

    Perhaps the most definitive element of any cat fight….ladies know to go for the gold (in this case, goldilocks)

  • 2. Close-Face Speech

    A precursor to many girl fights is the close-face speech. Insults never sting as much as they do when issued two inches from your nose.

  • 3. The Stance Dance

    All girl fights start with an extended stance dance — usually swaying back and forth puffing out one’s chest. Sometimes the entire fight IS the stance dance!

  • 4. Sassy Finger Wag

    Ooooooh no she didn’t!

  • 5. Screeching

    The true measure of intensity in a girl fight isn’t the strength of the punch, it’s the decibal level of the screech.