Ducks are refreshing. Refreshing like a goddamned summer breeze.
6. OMG OMG WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU???
GO GO GO GO DON’T LET IT GET YOU
OK. OK. Catching my breath. I’ll be good in a sec.
10. Oh. Thank God. Duck. Duck again.
Can you play something soothing, please? I’ve got the jitters.
14. Guys. Guys. Where are you going?
No, seriously. Where are you going?
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