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The Truth Behind "Duck, Duck, Goose"

We’ve all played this game, but maybe you’ve never thought about why we play it. Curious? Here’s the answer in an easily understandable format.

1. Duck

We are all ducks now. Be zen like the duck.

2. Duck

Ducks are refreshing. Refreshing like a goddamned summer breeze.

3. OH GOD IT’S A GOOSE

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

4. Duck

*wheeze* *pant* Oh, thank God. We’re back to ducks.

6. OMG OMG WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU???

GO GO GO GO DON’T LET IT GET YOU

7. Duck

OK. OK. Catching my breath. I’ll be good in a sec.

8. Duck

This is nice. Very nice.

9. HOLY SHIT I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

10. Oh. Thank God. Duck. Duck again.

Can you play something soothing, please? I’ve got the jitters.

11. Duck

I think we’re finally safe now.

12. OH THE HUMANITY

WHY? OH GOD WHY?

13. I’m so happy it’s a duck I could cry.

*weeps*

14. Guys. Guys. Where are you going?

No, seriously. Where are you going?

15. SPARE ME I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN AT HOOOOOOME

16. MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

17. OH GOD DON’T LET IT EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

18. And that, children, is why we run when they say “GOOSE!”

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