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Posted on May 17, 2013

How To Use Animals To Escape Unwanted Advances

The best way to deflect sleaze is to keep the animal kingdom readily available.

by Baby Praying Mantis

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How To Use Animals To Escape Unwanted Advances

So you're enjoying a drink at a bar when this guy comes up to you and says:

But he doesn't take the hint.

Alas. He is persistent.

So he clarifies.

And he keeps ramping up the sleaze.

Have I mentioned he's persistent?

This guy just doesn't give up.

How To Use Animals To Escape Unwanted Advances

So you're enjoying a drink at a bar when this guy comes up to you and says:

But he doesn't take the hint.

Alas. He is persistent.

So he clarifies.

And he keeps ramping up the sleaze.

Have I mentioned he's persistent?

This guy just doesn't give up.

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