21 Reasons You Need To Start Hanging Out With Bearded Dragons

Seriously, go find yourself a bearded dragon BFF right now.

1. They’re always ready to watch your favorite television program.

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2. They will keep you safe from invading forces.

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3. They’ll thoroughly check your food for traces of poison.

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4. They’re totally game to go 4-wheeling on the weekends.

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5. They understand you have certain base needs.

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6. They’ll go with you to the spa, ‘cause they like to relax.

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7. They’ll teach you the rudiments of magic.

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8. And if you’re a good pupil, the advanced course too.

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9. They have excellent hygiene.

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10. They love Shark Week just as much as you do. Perhaps even a little bit more.

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11. They are totally punk rock. (Check out the mohawk, man!)

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12. They heard you liek Mudkipz. Lulz.

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13. They’ll always let you hang out in their bedroom.

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14. Cats love to cuddle with them.

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15. Unlike other lizards, they know how to use a snowmobile.

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16. They somehow manage to pull off this kind of hat.

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17. They always dress up for Halloween.

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18. And make their bed in the morning.

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19. They’ll watch Ghostbusters as many times as you want.

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20. They are pretty, pretty princesses.

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21. And finally, they freaking love pancakes.

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