3. This deer and dog got picked up for interspecies loving in a public place. If you know what I mean.
4. This duck has been scamming unsuspecting victims since it first learned how to waddle.
5. This trespassing turtle doesn’t give a fig about what you think.
6. This ostrich has been pulled over for speeding at least five times in the past two weeks.
8. Yes, that is a chicken crossing the road. Just not at a crosswalk.
9. As if what this moose did wasn’t bad enough, NOW he’s evading arrest. I hope he has a decent lawyer.
11. They had to call out the SWAT team to deal with this cat.
12. I suppose the bleeding heart liberals will claim that this woodchuck can’t read. I’m not buying it.
14. I don’t know what this sloth was arrested for, but I’m sure it was up to no good.