2. And this sea lion refuses to go quietly.
3. This deer and dog got picked up for interspecies loving in a public place. If you know what I mean.
4. This duck has been scamming unsuspecting victims since it first learned how to waddle.
5. This trespassing turtle doesn’t give a fig about what you think.
6. This ostrich has been pulled over for speeding at least five times in the past two weeks.
7. This squirrel says “nuts” to police tape.
8. Yes, that is a chicken crossing the road. Just not at a crosswalk.
9. As if what this moose did wasn’t bad enough, NOW he’s evading arrest. I hope he has a decent lawyer.
10. This underage bear was caught driving without a license.
11. They had to call out the SWAT team to deal with this cat.
12. I suppose the bleeding heart liberals will claim that this woodchuck can’t read. I’m not buying it.
13. When this cow protests it’s never peaceable.
14. I don’t know what this sloth was arrested for, but I’m sure it was up to no good.
15. Really, those handcuffs should have been on this goat from the very start.
16. Oh, it’s just another unruly pig disturbing the goddamned peace again.
17. What is it about dogs trying to get away with this?
19. Yeah, you’re cute and all, but I’m not that stupid.
20. I see what you’re doing. It won’t work.
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