20 Spectacularly Nerdy Dinosaur Jokes

Warning: these jokes may be Mesozoic era old.

1. Dinosaurs on ambition

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2. Pretty words won’t save you now.

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3. How a T-rex shows affection

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4. What do you call a polite dinosaur?

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5. Seems logical.

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6. #endtimes

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7. Dietary habits of dinosaurs

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8. You should have thought twice about this.

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9. I hope it’s human, though.

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10. Dinosaur conversations usually start well, but…

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11. Never seek comfort from a dinosaur.

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12. How long can we milk this T-rex joke for?

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13. The three states of matter.

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14. Goddamn you, hipster dinosaur.

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15. When bronies make portmanteaus…

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16. Have you done a raptor safety check today?

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17. Tri-Cera-tops

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18. You know those charts that show dinosaur sizes?

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19. Aww… wait.

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20. Please respect endangered species.

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