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20 Spectacularly Nerdy Dinosaur Jokes

Warning: these jokes may be Mesozoic era old. But that’s kind of the point.

1. Dinosaurs on ambition

2. Pretty words won’t save you now.

4. What do you call a polite dinosaur?

7. Dietary habits of dinosaurs

8. You should have thought twice about this.

9. I hope it’s human, though.

10. Dinosaur conversations usually start well, but…

11. Never seek comfort from a dinosaur.

12. How long can we milk this T-rex joke for?

13. The three states of matter.

14. Goddamn you, hipster dinosaur.

15. When bronies make portmanteaus…

16. Have you done a raptor safety check today?

17. Tri-Cera-tops

18. You know those charts that show dinosaur sizes?

20. Please respect endangered species.

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