20 Reasons Koalas Are Utterly Ridiculous

Koalas, why are you like this? Do you want to ruin your reputation?

1. Because sometimes you’re driving home from work and this happens.

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2. Because they think a tree is an appropriate place to eat a popsicle.

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3. Because they don’t understand the meaning of “personal space.”

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4. Because they insist on being served milk while sitting in a coffee mug.

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5. Because they follow you to the laundromat and steal your panties.

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6. Because they frequently mistake dogs for futons.

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7. Because they can’t cycle for more than 30 yards without demanding a pit stop.

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8. Because they think this is a good shark impression.

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9. Because they let their friends convince them to do risky things.

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10. Because they all aspire to be American Apparel models.

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11. Because every meal is overly formal and pretentious.

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12. Because they are weirdly insistent that you brush your teeth three times a day.

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13. Because if the water is too hot or too cold you’ll never hear the goddamned end of it.

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14. Because no matter how old they are, they always ask the doctor for a lollipop.

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15. Because if you try to have a serious conversation this is how they respond.

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16. Because they will attempt to hide your mismatched socks.

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17. Because they always want hugs at the most inappropriate times.

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18. Because they celebrate Easter in the middle of August for no apparent reason.

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19. Because goddamned koalas are always messing up your hair.

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20. Because they’ve heard the rumors but are still willing to date Taylor Swift.

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