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20 Owls That Can’t Get Any Respect

Statistically speaking, owls are the most degraded of birds. But why must they suffer such indignities as these?

1. Effing butterfly. Who said you could sit there?

Get the hell off, you’re itchy.

2. Owl did not ask for a shower.

Wait until you find the dead squirrel in your bed, human.

3. No, no, no. It’s FINE that you’re having a party at 3am.

But actually it’s not fine.

4. So tired of cleaning cat hair off the couch.

Stay off the furniture, feline.

5. Not actually a head rest, thanks.

Not even vaguely pillow-like.

6. NO ONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE IN A BUCKET

Via d3.ru

NOT FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME. CALL 911 PLEASE.

7. Owl’s been employed a decade longer than the dog, but somehow the dog is making more money.

And he goddamned slobbers all over the break room.

8. THE ADS SAID IT WASN’T HARSH ON THE SKIN

Owl’s totally switching to Palmolive.

9. *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch*

Owl’d rather not talk about it. Owl’s parents are driving him up the wall.

10. Owl asked his roommate to plow the driveway just this once.

Can’t wait until the lease is up.

11. Not actually a burrito.

Nope. Never. Not at all.

12. Can’t even get respect from other freaking owls.

Get a room, you guys.

13. Owl doesn’t like riding here.

Owl totally called shotgun, you guys.

14. Not an improvement.

Next time, owl’s driving.

15. GO AWAY OWL’S TRYING TO NAP

Why can’t you understand that he’s nocturnal?

16. WHY. WON’T. HE. EVER. SHUT. UP.

This close to going postal.

17. OWL AIN’T PUTTING UP WITH SNOBS

Lord, everyone thinks they’re so special.

18. STOP MOCKING OWL, YOU’RE MAKING OWL CRY.

You bastards.

19. YOU THINK OWL’S NOT SMART BUT OWL IS SMARTER THAN YOU

And has the grades to prove it.

20. SO OWL GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR GAMES

NO TIME AT ALL

In conclusion: Owls are no longer putting up with your shit, yo.

Better get over yourselves.

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