15 Reasons Why Pelicans Are Ridiculous

Spoilers: they are largely mouth-related.

1. “Dere’s nuffin’ wrong wif muh mouf.”

2. “Moufs are thuppothed to be reverthible.”

3. “Yeth. Yeth. I’m comfee like thith.”

4. “Thut the futh up already.”

5. “I ahm not trying to thwallow muhthelf.”

6. “Why do you care tho much about muh mouf?”

7. “You’re juth jealouth your mouf can’t touch your neck.”

8. “DUN TELL ME WHAT TO DO WIF MUH MOUF”

9. “THITH ITH HOW I THRETCH MY POUCTH YOU ATHHOLE”

10. “THOMTIMES YOU JUTH HAF TO THRETCH YOUR MOUF”

11. “THATH NOT A PENITH THICKO”

12. “ITH NOT THRANGE. YOU’RE THRANGE.”

13. “I HAF NO IDEA WHERE MUH NECK GOETH”

14. “I AM NOT A DITHEMBODIED HEAD”

15. “NO YOU’RE RIDICULOUTH!!!!”

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