The Anatomy Of A Popular Teenage Girl

In short, blonde hair and Starbucks = “OMG she’s just like a nice Regina George!”

1. We’ll work our way up from the toe.

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From those pretty toes.

2. No doubt she’s got a perfect pedicure.

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(And probably a toe ring).

3. She probably gave in to the whole ankle tattoo fad in 2009.

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It’s more than likely a butterfly, a heart, or a cross.

4. And she’s either got really thin legs…

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Complete with a thigh gap.

5. Or really curvy legs.

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Because popular girls can get away with either.

6. But regardless of what type of legs she has…

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She got a perfect booty, boo.

7. “Ooh, won’t it be so fun to get matching hip tats?”

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Trust me, after spring break, they are worth nothing.

8. And belly button rings galorrrrrreeeee.

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She probably got it at 13 after she got a puppy and a new motorbike.

9. She’s definitely got toned abs.

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It’s inevitable.

10. And obviously she has perfect boobs.

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Not a pornstar, not a 9-year-old boy…

11. WHY CAN’T MY BOOBS BE LIKE THAT

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My cries speak for all of you out there.

Represent.

12. Moving on, they’ve got a matching mani-pedi…

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Always.

13. And a wrist tattoo.

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Because all tumblr girls have wrist tattoos.
Don’t get me wrong, if they’re meaningful, they’re nice… but if not?
No.

14. Their elbows never look like crocodile skin.

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Like little angels.
Except they’re joints.

15. And they’ve got tanned, toned arms.

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16. Little rounded, feminine, soft shoulders and collarbones.

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Graceful.

The envy is deadly.

17. A slender neck with little tribal sayings on their feather necklaces.

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“This makes us look cultured!”

18. An acne-free face

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It’s like oil is too lame to enter her exclusive pores.
Not on the guest list.”

19. A button nose;

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20. Full lips;

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21. Long eyelashes;

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Haha, jk.

22. And blonde hair long enough to reach that perfect booty.

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23. Jimmy Choos

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“MOM! No one is going to take me seriously in high school if I don’t wear 5 inch heels!”

24. Circulation-cutting dark-wash pre-cut skinny jeans…

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Because every girl is wearing them.
Even if they are $40 for a children’s size 12-14 at Kohls.
*cough*

25. Cccccccrrrrrooooooppppp Tttttttooooooppppppsssss.

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BOO BOO. YOU ARE NOT A GEEK IF YOU WEAR THIS.
Why are these a thing? I mean, you’re charging us more for less of a shirt. What?

26. And don’t forget the pretty bracelets.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I really. HATE. Infinity. Bracelets.

27. No teenage girl can be popular without Eos.

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I mean, that just a fact. Given, they’re pretty cute, but it’s like you’re rubbing a weird little egg on your lips and I’m a vegan, so…

28. Or volumizing mascara.

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29. Or highlights.

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Whether they be platinum blonde, pink, purple, etc…
By the way hair chalking can seriously damage your locks, so be careful, tumblr girls.

30. An iPhone, obviously.

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31. And the popular badge of honor—

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The Starbucks Frappuccino.

32. So basically, this is a popular teenage girl these days.

*sigh*

34. I’m sad for my generation.

Via Isn’t it kind of weird that there’s either a gif or an image of me in almost all of my posts?
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