NSA TRIGGER HAPPY WORD GAME!

Are you as angry as the general U.S population with the invading of phone records and emails by the government? Let's get the party started and beat the DHS/NSA at their own game!

The United States government claims they are monitoring our private correspondences in the name of fighting terrorism. They claim they only collect data, "data mining", not whole bodies of information with the help of "trigger words".

The new fun game to make their life more difficult and stop them from being lazy and do their job correctly without harassing us is to use trigger words against them! The idea is to come up with fun short phrases or sentences using as many trigger words as possible! Using the list from Department of Homeland Security, via Forbes article by Reuven Cohen 26th of May 2012, page two

be creative as possible, who cares if it actually makes sense, and have a little fun at the NSA expense.

Examples:

The ORGANIZED CRIME group, LOS ZETAS, use the FACILITY housing BODY SCANNERS to TARGET FOOD POISONING after an EPIDEMIC of RADIOACTIVE BIOLOGICAL poop was detected at LA FAMILIA reunion. 10 trigger words!

BART and Lisa are SMART NUCLEAR scientists working for the TALIBAN killing PORK SWINE during EARTHQUAKES in COLOMBIA; their main TARGET, ASSASSINATION of HAMAS PIRATES linked to the RECRUITMENT of IRA NEW FEDERATION ARTISTIC ASSASSINS.

16 trigger words! I'm in the lead!

Just a small sample of the silliness to ensue. Let us try our hardest to make the data the NSA is collecting from law abiding United State citizens as convoluted as possible. Add your trigger happy word story below in the comments or go all out and Twitter, Instagram, FB, Text Message, email whatever they are monitoring do what you can!!! USA! USA! USA! #triggerwords #triggerhappywords