2. Kinley is not amused.
Do you like to roll in snow and look silly and happy stuffing your mouth with snow? If you don’t, your best friend probably doesn’t, either.
4. Booties? Don’t even think about it.
Or I’ll look at your camera all squint-eyed and pitiful. People will think you abuse me.
5. Like this:
This was supposedly a Christmas gift for Chloe Bear. A lump of coal would have been preferable.
9. I’m not being cute.
I’m just going to go rub myself dry on your bed.
10. It’s snowing? I’ll stay here, thanks.
I’ll need to pee later, so you go shovel the driveway.
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