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Vodka Eyeballing
Vodka eyeballing is all the rage these days. Popular in England, it has finally made its way to America, where it is trending among college students and idiots.
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“Slimming”
This one seems like more trouble than it's worth, but slimming involves soaking a tampon in vodka, then sticking it in your butt (or vagina, if you've got one).
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Snort it
I'm not sure this gets you drunk any faster than just drinking the stuff, but at least it makes for a good bar bet.
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AWOL machines (alcohol without liquor)
A machine that vaporizes alcohol and mixes it with oxygen, allowing people to breath in the mixture to get drunk faster. Unfortunately, it's illegal in a lot of places.
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Eat it
Vodka-soaked fruit and Jello shots are a classic approach to consuming alcohol in less traditional ways.
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Intravenously
What better way to get alcohol into your bloodstream than by introducing it directly via injection. Notice that this gentleman chose to go with the “vanilla twist” flavor of Smirnoff.
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Drink it (Naturally)
The 7 Most Efficient Ways To Ingest Vodka
If you are looking to get drunk fast, and don't mind incredible pain, permanent bodily injury, or sticking things in your butt, there are a lot of great new ways to ingest vodka. Here are some of the best ways to get vodka from the bottle into your body.
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Seriously? Just take a shot! Kids these days are retarded.
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Vodka gummi bears? Anyone?!
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@Adam Let me help you, go to wikipedia and look at….. “First pass effect” and “Drug injection”
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@Adam Looks like you need an anatomy lesson….. 1. My entire comment involves the IV administration of the alcohol
2. If you inject the alcholol in a vein in your arm where do you think it goes??????
3. Since it was not absorbed by the bowel, it does not enter the portal circulation.
4. If it does not enter the portal circulation, where does it go??? It will go straight to the heart, into the lungs, back to the heart, and then into the arterial system. Once in the arterial system the etoh (and other chemicals in the IV) can now travel to the rest of the body WITH OUT BEING PROCESSED BY THE LIVER FIRST!!!
5. Yes, eventually the chemicals will reach the liver via the arterial system, but guess what, you have bypassed the portal circulation, since the liver did not begin process the etoh first, the brain/heart and other organs get the damaging effects of the etoh full strength.
6. As far as absorbing material through the vagina, If you take the time to study the circulatory system, the drugs absorbed by the vagina will flow through the heart and lungs before reaching the liver, thus they bypassed the portal circulation and the Liver (the liver processes a ton of stuff during that 1st pass)
7. Go have fun relearning anatomy…..message back when you are ready for your 1st quiz. - abs77 The 7 Most Efficient Ways To Ingest V... and thinks it’s Ew
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That was water or he died or he will be sorry and feel like he died. So lame.
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@deleond2 Nothing goes to the liver without first going into the bloodstream. THE LIVER IS A FILTER FOR THE BLOOD. What do you think, your digestive system has a straight path to the liver? Little chunks of corn and such? A couple of years ago I saw a TV show where a bunch of doctors tried to scare parents about what their kids are doing. Most of these were on that program. While they're right that you'd have to be a freakin' moron to do these things, the host kept going on about how absorbing vodka through the vagina somehow bypasses the liver. Utter BS concocted to scare ignorant people.
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Wow…what ever happened to just being happy with a beer?
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I could feel the pain of the guy in the 7th (last) video. Although it was his choice to drink it, his 'friends' are bastards for encouraging him.
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why dont these morons just do some real drugs and stop being fucking pussies about it.
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I guess I'll be the party pooper, the guy doing the IV shot is begging for badness. The chemicals in he shot flowing directly to the heart/blood without being processed by the liver. ALso these are types of guys you see in the hospital with joint infections, blood infections and other bad crap. You know that guy STAPH??? He is a dickhead!!!
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This is seriously depressing. We need help all of us if this is entertainment.
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This post should be deleted. Alcohol is dangerous, it is very easy to overdose on alcohol per rectum and by consuming massive amounts. This isn't funny to me at all, so many people have died from doing stuff like this.
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Slimming sounds like a good way to give yourself TSS.
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I just… I just don't understand why the people in the slimming video are so OLD. Like that guy has a PAUNCH. They probably have KIDS.
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i heard of the drunk tampon in drugs and behavior class once, a lot of people die from it. that and taking it up the butt too.
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“Slimming”?! WHY?! *barf*
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wow. eyeballing? you couldn't pay me to do that shit.
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This makes confirms my decision to give up drinking. Thank you, BuzzFeed.
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wow… was not expecting imogen heap halfway thru that last video. odd choice of soundtrack. was expecting something more like limp bizkit.


































