12 Cats That Just Need You TO LEAVE THEM ALONE!

Oh my GOD!!! Just LEAVE me ALONE! God, I wish you WERE DEAD!!!

1. DON’T TOUCH THE ZIPPER, MOM! OMG! WHEN I’M IN HERE WITH THE ZIPPER UP IT MEANS I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

2. I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE IN TOTAL DARKNESS, AND I DON’T NEED YOU POKING AT ME! YOU’D ONLY UNDERSTAND IT IF YOU’VE BEEN THROUGH WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH!

3. GOD, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PRESSURE I’M UNDER TO CONFORM TO SOCIETY’S STANDARDS OF BEAUTY? IT’S SO INSENSITIVE TO EVEN SAY THE WORD “FAT” AROUND ME!

4. NO, DAD! I DON’T WANT TO PLAY CATCH, OKAY?! I’M NOT YOUR PERFECT LITTLE SPORTS STAR. FIGURE OUT SOME OTHER WAY TO FUND YOUR LAME RETIREMENT!

5. GOD! WHY DO GIRLS START POINTLESS DRAMA? HONESTLY? I’D RATHER JUST HAVE GUY FRIENDS THAN GIRL FRIENDS.

6. I PUSH EVERYONE AWAY, OKAY?! IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT, BUT I REALLY JUST NEED TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW! PLEASE RESPECT MY FEELINGS.

7. GET AWAY FROM MY BOX, MOM! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WANT DAD TO INSTALL A LOCK! I WANT MY OWN PHONE LINE IN THE BOX TOO!

8. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL AND FAKE. I’M JUST EMPTY. I JUST NEED A SAFE SPACE TO ESCAPE TO, A PLACE WHERE I CAN JUST FEEL NUMB.

9. YOU PUT ME IN SUCH A BAD MOOD ALL THE TIME! YOU REALLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW BAD YOU CAN MAKE ME FEEL ABOUT MYSELF. GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM ME!

10. OBVIOUSLY I’M GONNA SIT IN THIS COUCH ALL DAY WHEN ALL YOU’RE GONNA DO IS YELL AT ME IF I COME OUT! GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

11. GOD, JUST LET ME FEEL MY FEELINGS. I DON’T NEED SOMEONE TRYING TO CHEER MY UP RIGHT NOW, I JUST NEED TO DEAL WITH MY OWN EMOTIONS!

12. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU.

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