2. …because you’re having this kickass dream about Ryan Gosling.
I want you too, Ryan. I want you too.
7. This is the stuff of nightmares!
Is it possible to vomit in a dream?
9. …only to realize you’ve overslept and you have to be at work in 20 minutes!
15. accessorize with a hat to hide the fact that you haven’t washed your hair,
16. and sprint out the door.
All these other people need to just get out of the way. Can’t they see I’m in a hurry?
18. Lo and behold, you make it to the office on time!
MIRACLE OF MIRACLES!