1. Let’s just get the obvious one out of the way: He gives good face.
“Oh no she di’in’t”
2. Like, really good face.
Check those expressive eyebrows! Do. Werk.
4. He often makes a face and gesticulates *at the same time*.
That sound you hear? It’s the sound of angels weeping with joy.
6. He’s not afraid to take risks.
A double thumbs-up!? Bold move, Joe.
7. He’s always ready to throw down.
Look at that champion fighting stance and unwavering gaze of steely determination!
9. His taste in sunglasses is impeccable.
“The name’s Biden. Joe Biden.”
11. He communes with creatures large and small.
…and he can emote using one side of his face independently of the other. Like a boss.
12. His catch-phrase game is tight.
Somebody’s been reading his dictionary!
13. He goes after what he wants.
You take that cookie, Joe. Just go on and take it.
14. And, most importantly of all…he can throw down with a super soaker.