17 Reasons Why Joe Biden Is My Spirit Animal

Mr. Vice President, you are the light of my life, the balm of my soul, and my dream opponent in a water-gun fight.

1. Let’s just get the obvious one out of the way: He gives good face.

“Oh no she di’in’t”

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2. Like, really good face.

Check those expressive eyebrows! Do. Werk.

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3. I mean, come on.

What an incandescent grin!

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4. He often makes a face and gesticulates *at the same time*.

That sound you hear? It’s the sound of angels weeping with joy.

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5. He schools the haters.

Boom. BIDEN’D!

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6. He’s not afraid to take risks.

A double thumbs-up!? Bold move, Joe.

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7. He’s always ready to throw down.

Look at that champion fighting stance and unwavering gaze of steely determination!

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8. He’s in touch with his feelings.

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9. His taste in sunglasses is impeccable.

“The name’s Biden. Joe Biden.”

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10. He can smize with the best of ‘em.

Whatta fox!

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11. He communes with creatures large and small.

…and he can emote using one side of his face independently of the other. Like a boss.

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12. His catch-phrase game is tight.

Somebody’s been reading his dictionary!

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13. He goes after what he wants.

You take that cookie, Joe. Just go on and take it.

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14. And, most importantly of all…he can throw down with a super soaker.

Exhibit A.

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Exhibit B.

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Exhibit C.

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17. In conclusion:

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