17 Reasons Why Joe Biden Is My Spirit Animal
Mr. Vice President, you are the light of my life, the balm of my soul, and my dream opponent in a water-gun fight.
1. Let’s just get the obvious one out of the way: He gives good face.
“Oh no she di’in’t”
4. He often makes a face and gesticulates *at the same time*.
That sound you hear? It’s the sound of angels weeping with joy.
7. He’s always ready to throw down.
Look at that champion fighting stance and unwavering gaze of steely determination!
11. He communes with creatures large and small.
…and he can emote using one side of his face independently of the other. Like a boss.
12. His catch-phrase game is tight.
Somebody’s been reading his dictionary!
13. He goes after what he wants.
You take that cookie, Joe. Just go on and take it.
14. And, most importantly of all…he can throw down with a super soaker.
Exhibit A.
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jenniferm68 2 months agoI just wanna hangout with our VP and it has nothing to do with politics. He just enjoys life.
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haleyhideaway 2 months agoAmen. That man has got it going on. And visually, such an improvement over the previous veep…
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