The wind: You can't see it, but it's there (like a fart, essentially). I've come to the conclusion that the wind is one of my least favorite things on this very Earth. Here's why:
1. The wind hates your hairdo.
The wind LOVES to mess up your hair. It's what it lives for. So no matter how much time and effort you've put into your hair in the morning, the wind does not give a single shit. You're never walking on a windy day like this:
or this:
It's more like this:
Better yet, it's like this:
2. Wind chill is your worst enemy.
Wind makes the temperature outside seem much colder (see: wind chill). So once you've geared up and are ready to face those 20 degree temperatures, think again. Wind chill can turn an alright winter day into what feels like a scene from The Day After Tomorrow.
3. The wind is a bully.
Have you ever been trying to pitch a tent on a nice, summer day when suddenly:
Or maybe you're trying to go on an awesome kite surfing trip, when unexpectedly:
Even when you're out walking with your family, the wind is always there to ruin your day:
And just like that, everything you know and love is gone with the wind.
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