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Prove you're not a serial killer for Airbnb rentals
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See what music your friends are listening to
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Have a simple alibi if you're accused of a crime
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Get a job at a public agency
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See what videos your friends are watching
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Crowdsource locating missing pets with zero effort
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See exactly where your friends who have Facebook are
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Comment on your favorite website
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Share life's biggest moments
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Stay truly connected with your grandparents
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Publicly prove you are smarter than your friends
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Poke someone in an acceptable manner
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Talk to people against their will
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Find friends who will give you their organs
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Discover the secret of eternal beauty
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Revisit old digital memories instantly
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Easily converse in pirate
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Force your religious beliefs on others
20.
Learn helpful new dating tips
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Have an @facebook.com address and an open invitation to spam
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See who voted with your same name!!!!
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Get your lost wallet returned
25.
Find some cute babies to adopt
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Say good-bye, digitally