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How Well Do You Know Kristen Wiig's "SNL" Characters?

Mindy Elise Grayson

“I’m an actress. That’s my craft. It’s what I do. I read the page! Just like I did when I starred in the hit show _Sassy Slacks_ of 1963!”

Penelope

“I just gave birth to seven baby cows today sooo..."

Doonese

“I had a worm in my hair, and I slept on the worm, and I then I found it in my soup. Is that bad?”

Suze Orman

“I’m going to leave you with a few money-saving tips. You need a hot stone massage? Don’t go to the parlor; slather on some I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, and roll around on a gravel driveway.”

“I’m sorry. I feel like I’m gonna pass out. Can someone get me some solid food? I’m so freakin' excited!”

Judy Grimes

"Byeee! Just kidding, I didn’t mean to say 'bye.' I meant to say 'hi.' Just kidding, I did mean to say 'bye.' Just kidding, I usually say 'see you later.' Just kidding."

Gilly

“What? Uh huh. Sorry.”

Target Lady

“I have every issue of _Sassy_ magazine! I like to cut out the models' eyes and put them on my eyelids, so when I’m asleep, my birds never feel alone, and the ghosts think I’m awake.”

Shanna

“Last year I went to a party, and I only wore cellophane, and I told everyone I was a leftover.”

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How Well Do You Know Kristen Wiig's "SNL" Characters?

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