10. Joe Flacco
When Flacco point to his brow in the huddle, his receivers know to run across the middle.
8. Sammy Stewart
With his drag strip and glassy eyes, Sammy has a serious Bert from Sesame Street thing going.
7. Alex Ovechkin
Natural evolution for athletes has finally brought us built-in sweatbands.
6. Ramon Rivas
I wonder if Larry Bird ever told this guy that he had a baby caterpillar on his face?
5. Jose Bosingwa
I don’t always surf the internet; but when I do, eyebrows.
3. Andy Etchebarren
Whoa, put that thing away while I’m eating! Good thing this guy wore a mask.
2. Frank Zupo
I can’t say anything bad about Frank Zupo because he and the other cavemen discovered fire.
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