never bash the First Lady, never hit a child or an animal on stage (Kevin Bacon did while he was invisible and his ratings STILL haven't come back) and the most important of all, never ever say “never”… (cause you just never know when she might slap the Vice President for pinching her.
d=))

I love that his response was to post a Twitpic of his wife's “best black friend” to prove that he's not racist. Yeesh.