More evidence that proves that Buzzfeed will feature a piece of shit posting just because it has to do with Star Wars.

I'm thinking the people on Alderaan didn't scream out in terror in the movie. I mean, the beam came too fast. They were probably in mid sentence or eating cereal or whatever and then were just hot dust. Obi Wan should only have picked up cereal-eating vibes.

would be funny if it made any sense. at least the star trek one had some context to it.

not funny