The 5 Stages Of Chipotle

The five stages of emotional grief when the need for Chipotle takes hold.

1. Denial

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It's lunchtime, and the world within four blocks of the office is my oyster. I'm free, healthy-ish, independent, and willing to go anywhere that isn't Chipotle because it's only Wednesday and I've already been twice this week.

2. Anger

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WHY ISN'T THERE ANYWHERE GOOD TO EAT IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? This is a GARBAGE part of town with GARBAGE food options.

...ooh is that a Chipotle?

3. Bargaining

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You CAN'T. You can't! You were JUST. THERE. Are you really going to spend $11 on another 3,000 calorie burrito?

Well...you *could* get a burrito bowl this time. Maybe pick cheese OR sour cream. Without all that it's almost good for you!

4. Depression

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Why are you even having this conversation with yourself? Just go in, and get the delicious business over with. You're a monster devoid of self control. When you die they'll probably inscribe your tombstone with this epitaph:

She died waiting for Tinder to add a burrito filter.
She was loved by all who knew her:
her parents, some of her coworkers, and Jeff the Checkout Guy at Chipotle.
He did not return her feelings.

5. Acceptance

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#WORTHIT

5a. Anger Revisited

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JESUS GOD YES I KNOW THE GD GUACAMOLE IS EXTRA. EVERYBODY KNOWS. THERE ARE TOTE BAGS DEDICATED TO IT.