Hipster sterotype jokes stopped being funny a couple months ago, about the time the Tea Party started winning elections on campaigns against intellectualism. Not saying they're the same thing, but if you were wondering when this quit being funny, you can use that as a time reference.

Above all, the most important thing about being a hipster is to be a self-important douchebag.

There's no such thing as hipster culture.

I believe hipsters prefer PBR and cocaine to craft beers and opium. And I don't really get the Sriracha reference. That stuff really is good on everything.

My brother is a douchebag hipster. I smack him on the head every chance I get.

poking fun at hipster culture is getting kind of old. probably because i've been doing it since birth.

Haters are perpetuaters. I just wish they would've kept typography out of this; artistic passion ain't a punchline.

In 20 years when our kids have dress up week in high school and they want to know what to wear for hipsters day we can just hand them this.

Men (and some ladies) have had beards for centuries, but now you're a hipster if you have one. Maybe I'm just lazy, okay?

Haven't minimalist graphic design infographics passed into cliché hipsterdom by now?

It's kind of amazing how thoroughly misconceived the general online impression of the 'hipster' manages to be considering how much easier it seems it would be to derive a proper iconography from the hipster's copious online record. Makes you wonder if our cultural perception of the 'hippie' must be exponentially more flawed, given the relative dearth of intercommunication between cultural subgroups at the time. Alternately, is it possible that inability to preserve shibboleths, the awareness of living under a magnifying glass, prevented the hipster culture from ever calcifying enough to project a coherent iconography to the culture at large?

Hipster culture is so all inclusive and contradictory, I'm pretty sure hipsters don't actually exist.

Shutter shades, checkered chucks and Dave Matthews band??? No self disrespecting hipster would go near those things. Lame list is lame.

Damn. I'm more hipsterish than I thought after reading this useful and informative chart.