If you type in from Beijing, China to Tokyo, Japan into Google Maps, it will tell you to cross the pacific on a jet ski.

I'm disappointed the Chuck Nortis one wasn't mentioned

Does the ninja one not work with the new Reader layout, or am I doing it wrong? “Ninja!” shows up in the search bar but nothing else happens.

Seriously, though, don't use Google maps. They've steered me wrong—WAY wrong—three times.

What am I looking for in the recursion one?