1. The Couponer
Shampoo for days.
2. The Gym Rat
Always making you feel guilty for taking a day/week/year off.
3. The Retailer
Desperately seeking engagement.
4. The Stoner
May or may not give you a contact high.
5. The Celeb
Primarily posts selfies, but could put a filter on some cow dung and get 100k likes.
6. The Meme Whore
Because you don’t see enough of these on Facebook.
7. The Mommy
I see your baby’s face more than I see my baby’s face.
8. The Foodie
9. The Fashionista
Whose photos you admire while lying around in your underwear.
10. The 8-year-old
Shouldn’t you be, like, playing hopscotch?
11. The Wannabe Photographer
That’s definitely a picture…of…something…
12. The Actual Photographer
All the awards for you!