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    12 People Who Would Definitely Die In Thurber's Flood

    They'll at least drown in his disdain for the plebeians

    1. Guy Fieri

    2. Dolores Umbridge

    3. Jerry Gergich

    4. Janice

    5. Diane Douglas

    6. Aranya Tatapudi

    7. Gemma the Dog

    8. Rob Kardashian

    9. Kevin Jonas

    10. Ted Allen

    11. Kim Jong Un

    12. Emma Bovary