1.
The first week at a job: how you feel about your new co-workers.
2.
First week: dressing up for work.
3.
First week: when someone gets a promotion.
4.
First week: awkwardly eating alone.
A year later: eating at your desk because you're too damn busy*.
5.
First week: learning the ropes of the new job.
A year later: still confused.
6.
First week: calling in sick because you're actually sick.
A year later: calling in "sick" because you're still drunk or extremely hungover.
7.
First week: friending your co-workers on social platforms.
8.
First week: going into work early.
A year later: late, all the time.
9.
First week: having a doctor's appointment and actually going to the doctor.
A year later: using the "doctor's appointment" excuse to interview for another job.
10.
First week: trying to remember everyone's names.
11.
First week: when someone asks how the new job is going.