1. You dream about eating.
2. You daydream about eating.
3. This is your idea of a light snack.
4. You don't abide by the rules of traditional meals.
5. This is your dream date.
6. You've made friends with all of the local delivery guys.
7. You spend all morning looking forward to figuring out lunch.
8. You can't fathom the idea of a meal without dessert.
9. Two words to get you to do anything and go anywhere: free food.
10. When you go to parties, you beeline to the snack table and stay put.
11. You're addicted to the Food Network.
12. You eat to deal with your emotions. All emotions.
13. You're known to carry a snack stash.
14. Most of your social gatherings are food-centric.
15. When you travel, your destinations (and itineraries) are based on places you want to eat.
16. You believe that the best way to show your love for someone is to feed them.
17. And you know that the quickest way to your heart is through your stomach.
18. You've fantasized about eating cartoon food.
19. And you're still heartbroken that the Wonka Factory doesn't actually exist.
20. You suffer from food hangovers more often than actual hangovers.
21. But knowing that you might wake up feeling like shit is never a successful deterrent when you've got that feast in front of you.
22. Your feelings on cheese run strong and deep.
23. Your friends know that if you're grumpy, you're hungry.
24. And any times you have tried dieting resulted in tears and tantrums.
25. You know the truth: Food is magic.
