1. Have you looked me up on Facebook?
2. Do you know I've tried to find YOU on Facebook?
3. Does anyone ever actually lie down on that couch?
4. Do you ever just... zone out?
5. What do you really think of me?
6. Would we be friends if we just, like, met?
7. Are you going to talk about this over drinks with your friends later?
8. What are you writing down??
9. Are my issues boring compared to your other patients'?
10. If I have nothing to talk about, are you judging me?
11. Do you think everything I do is a sign of something deeper?
12. Do you really need to charge this much money?
13. Do your feelings get hurt when patients "break up" with you?
14. Do you have favorite patients?
15. Where am I supposed to be looking right now?
16. Is it possible to talk *too much* at my own therapy session?
17. How do you handle listening to people's problems all day?
18. Do YOU see a therapist?
19. Can I give you a hug?
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