2. This forthright branding.
Look, it’s not for me, but I appreciate the honesty.
4. This impromptu sexy spot.
10. This area of tranquility.
11. And this bashful lawn.
13. This ailing breakfast.
14. This sexy, unassuming offer. Why not try out??
15. This message of optimism.
16. This self-conscious seafood.
Aw, hey, you’re better than that.
17. This gentle reminder.
18. This judgment-free zone.
19. This magical and apparently VERY powerful plug.
20. This non sequitur.
21. This warning that welcomes interpretation.
22. This sick burn.
23. This suggestive mint.
24. Bae Simpson.
And his classic catchphrase, “Don’t have a box new.”
25. These very well-organized trash receptacles.
26. These helpful instructions.
27. This fair warning.
Oh, that’s cool, I’ll pass!
28. This impossibly chill announcement.
** shrug **
29. And this menu that is just too cool to care.
30. This unexpected delivery of bad news.
31. This self-assured establishment.
32. This brainteaser.
Wait, so we are talking?